They call it Saint Patricks day
but I can’t see where the man did me
no good.
Who made him a saint
anyway?
Is that something like
an uncle?
Just because he wore a big hat,
carried a long staff,
was white, had a beard
and drove some weird snakes
outa town
don’t mean nothin’
where I live.
Sounds to me like
he must have been insane,
or somethin’.
Besides,
he’d prob’ly get arrested
if they caught him doin’ that
today.